It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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