I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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