I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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