No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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