Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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