she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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