So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
honey bunches of taint.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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