He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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