Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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