I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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