I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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