i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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