I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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