i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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