i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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