i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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