the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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