Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
bring money and cleavage
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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