ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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