By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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