How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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