I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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