Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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