I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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