Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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