Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
