Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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