Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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