she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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