So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
