you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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