I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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