his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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