Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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