Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
What drink are we having for lunch?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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