Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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