At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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