I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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