hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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