I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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