I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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