No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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