You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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