No awkward lesbian experiences without me
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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