You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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