Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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