I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
