Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
