you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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