How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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