U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
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i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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