who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
