The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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