I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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