What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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