This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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