Christians are straight up FREAKS
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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