Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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